I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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