Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Randomize
