don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
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i need some magic done to my vagina
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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