I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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