the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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