"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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