Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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