Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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