I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
