Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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my nose is crying tears of wow.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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