Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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