Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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