spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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