When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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