i think my tv is drunk
I have demons in me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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