You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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