i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
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go home
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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