I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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