gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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