I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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