haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
thus making me awesome and them whores
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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