He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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