Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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