yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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