Your tits are I can't wait for
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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