did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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