; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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