I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you would pick up someone in the library
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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