The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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