Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just high enough for therapy.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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