i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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