To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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