Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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