Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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