We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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