Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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