on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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