1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Don't make out with my wife yet
I'm eating all of the evidence.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
