Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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