your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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