I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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