new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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