Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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