Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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