my mouth tastes like poor choices
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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