How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So vagazzling was a success
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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