So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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