Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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