I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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