Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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