Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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