Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Randomize
