Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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