Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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