Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
