I accidentally had phone sex last night
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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